Continuing Tales of Office Idiocy:

My rants and recountings of the verbal sewer-spew emanating from the gaping maw of our resident office idiot were deemed mean, angry, bitter.. and maybe somewhat gassy - soooo... I'm moving them here, to the darkish side(ish) free-for-all valve-o-release I like to call my "no, the other site, the weiner one". Soooo... without further.. frenchieness!

I enter into evidence:
Exhibit A - from Sep 14, 2005 - in the beginning
Exhibit B - from Sep 20, 2005
Exhibit C - from Sep 30, 2005
Exhibit D - from Jan 30, 2006

And now, Exhibit E:
not quite as painful as the others maybe - well, ok... all things are relative and I'm sure my tolerance has increased tenfold since she started here, so here goes:
_____My brain has already blocked the exact phrasing of what she decided would be of great interest to the coworker who sits closest to her but it started out with "so I was watching the gong show last night and...." [stop. no sentence said aloud should ever start out that way] She then described (without describing, in a way MG excels at like no other) the act in the show that most impressed her, something like: "this one act? they were just so good. ya know? they really had it!" [Yes MG. thanks for painting such a vivid picture for me!!] "I love that show... late night television is so fascinating!"
_____oh, then she sang the song this act sang on the Gong Show. part of it. enough to make the inside of my skullcap hurt. hurt a lot. just a snippet from the song, sung Very enthusiastically. something about hot molasses. yes, hot molasses. then? silence. Always silence. MG speaks a classic MG-ism and then what happens? Silence. This silence is almost always followed up with another classic MG-ism "well Iiiii liked it" or "well, Iiiii thought it was funny" basically, begging her aural captives to say "yeah, that sounds great" or "oh, yeah, that is funny".
_____the best is when even that is met with silence. Ohh, it's the little things in life that make me happy.

3-14-06 update:
[talking to a coworker] I kept pushing my cat off the bed last night... I was so sick, y'know. I didn't wanna him to catch what I had. Do ... can cats catch colds? human.... people colds?

3-17-06 update:
[out of nowhere] Tony Soprano is ugly.... [no one responds] ....he's so fat!

3-23-06 update:
[on the phone with a tech] You're name is Mica... HaHA! is your first name 'For'? Get it!? Formica? Ha! what? Oh. sorry, I'm sorry. I thought it was funny.

4-3-06 update:
[out of nowhere] Who likes Lifetime original movies besides me? [no one answers]